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Happy little trees. Happy little clouds. Happy little everything. The man made painting a spiritual experience and convinced millions of people they could do it. They largely couldn't, but they felt great.

Led The Supremes, launched a solo career that never stopped, got inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, wore increasingly spectacular outfits. Icon. Capital I. Non-negotiable.

Paleontologist. Twice-divorced by Season 2. Could play the bagpipes extremely badly. Said "we were on a break" approximately 87 times. Annoying but weirdly endearing. A truly exhausting man.

British chat show royalty. The man with the inability to pronounce the letter R who interviewed literally everyone worth interviewing for three decades. Genuinely great TV. The answerphone incident did happen though.

Rapper. Self-proclaimed Boss. Owner of many cars, many chains, many Wingstop franchises. His "BAWSE" ad-lib is a genuine gift to music. Also may or may not have been a corrections officer. Allegedly.

Started as Grant Mitchell in EastEnders — hardest man in Walford. Then went and made documentaries in actual war zones and with actual gangs. Either extremely brave or completely unhinged. Possibly both.

Australian stand-up comedian whose shows have no set material and routinely go four hours long because he followed a thought about a badger for 45 minutes and forgot what he was talking about. Genius or madman.

F1 technical director who helped Schumacher win seven world championships, then bought a failing team, renamed it Mercedes, and won eight constructors' titles in a row. The most understated dynasty in sport.

Auctioneer and Bargain Hunt regular. A man so comfortable talking about antique teapots that it becomes genuinely riveting. The unsung hero of daytime television. Every gran's favourite.